I would like a

hologram projector of my T saying "who wouldn't feel that way?". "I think that is completely normal given your history", "This can be overcome". "i'm sorry you've had a bad week, tell me about it".

T-shirts that say:

"Ask me about my wants and needs and I will get back to you with an answer"

" Transfer THIS!"

"My therapist can kick your therapist's ***, but has made a life choice not to."

"Reality is for people who can't tolerate dissociation"

A bumper sticker that says:

"If you can read this, then you need to be more respectful of my boundaries"