I can't take credit for the list, but have these very same thoughts when I've seen these mistakes.

Few spots Leapards (must be jumpers?)

in our heard (What ya say?)

to foil in july (fencing horses?)

Great confirmation (ConFORMation)

Lounges great (lazy horse?)

written slightly(WOW? he can write?)

Gilded colt (gold plated or the real thing?)

Broken out good (he has acne?)