Holy cow. I am so glad i didnt know anything about sex when i was young. All i knew was that kissing felt good, then as i got older and things progressed around the "bases", they got more interesting. More finesse was involved. And a lot of backrubs. And frontrubs.

This sounds like, idk, i play football and he plays rugby - what are we gonna do?! I didnt know there were rules in sex. i thought you just got a little drunk, started kissing, and got into it. Has it changed while ive been away?