You faked an orgasm with your wife???

I must have missed that in your original message.

No, no, no. In the time between meeting my wife and marriage we engaged in intercourse hundreds of times. Hundreds and hundreds. She would have known - absolutely and with forensic surety - had I attempted to fake an orgasm with her.

Um, I don’t think that I could have faked an orgasm with any, uh, thrice-laid women. The whole copious load thing and all.

As males I believe that we assume that we could spot a woman’s fake orgasm. Even after that Meg Ryan diner scene in whatever film. I’m certain that I have been victimized by women’s faked orgasms. The odds favor it.

I would still like to know the current term for women’s junk. My partner and I use the same terms that we used in high school. We are so very ‘70’s.