I think you’re misunderstanding. I’m not saying to do any of those things. I’m saying sometimes, when one says they have no friends, those are often the go-to solutions people will give you.
You literally missed more positive, kind things myself and the other responder said to you, as well as what actually could have been of assistance to you, and focused on the things you hate.
Is it possible that some negativity is at play, here?