Once in the hospital I threw a trash can at my doctor, it was a small trash can and it didn't hit him, I actually didn't mean to hit him. He was a nice doctor. It's just that I was supposed to be released the next day and instead of telling someone that I wasn't ready and was still suicidal, I threw the trash can so that I would have to stay in the hospital.
I don't think I ever apologized to the doctor. He didn't deserve it. He was friendly and had a cute funny beard.