when I was really small (even before my MI started), a group of us went rafting on the river.

well I didn't keep still and I fell off the raft in to the river.

not only was i covered in riverwater (clothes, shoes, the works), but then we had a picnic on the shore- and I had to strip naked in front of all the people on the shore because my clothes were soaked and they needed to dry

so I ate my picnic with nothing on.

seriously embarrassing!