on an old forum I was on (the dinosaur one), I liked a certain poster rank- apprentice

so I messaged the administrator to ask them if I could always be apprentice- regardless of post count

she agreed and set my rank to always be apprentice

then just to add the finishing touches, I changed my username to something with apprentice in it (apprentice16, I believe)

so I was apprentice apprentice

I suppose it was a little embarrassing at first, but it was so cool