when I was a kid, a friend took me on a bucking bronco

she said that the cowgirl has to come with me on the bronco, or I couldn't go on it

I was so angry with her I said to her look... are you trying to restrict me?. I can handle a ****ing bronco on my own, I don't need a woman dressed up as a cowgirl to come on with me

eventually I didn't go on it because she wouldn't let me go alone, and we fell out after the bronco insident

this same friend also got me a stick on tattoo

I wanted a pirate one on my arm (shiver me timbers), but she ended up getting me a snake

I was so ****ing mad at her

I'm not too old to like pirates. I will never be too old to like pirates