yesterday I got my nails repainted for after christmas.
the woman who was doing it remarked to me that she hated the smell of nail paint
I replied that, it wasn't the worst smell in the world- and that actually I quite liked the smell of itt
she then asked me what I thought the worst smell in the world is
I responded by saying that I used to know a woman called shauna who sweated so much that she constantly smelled and I called her " the avenger", because her arm was so hot all the time she stuck to what ever she touched
long pause...
then the woman doing my nails simply goes to me... well clearly you've never smelled my aunty. she's disgusting.
gross, but hilarious
I had the biggist grin on my face