one time me and a friend amelia went to the shop because I wanted to buy some tango sprays

at the time, none of us knew what they were called so we didn't know what we were going to say to the assistant

when we walked in to the shop, amelia took over, walked up to the assistant and said,

hello, could you tell me if you have any stick things?
the assistant litirally had no idea what we were after, and even after i tried to explain it was still an issue

now though if I go in the shop and see that assistant, she'll go... are you buying any stick things today?

lol