I stand corrected about seltzer water. After playing around with it a little, I discovered that using a specific brand name the word seltzer is out but it is a brand I've used.
Just received a text telling me that she has begun shopping and will be here shortly. The message said that there was noone in my area to do the shopping but she has taken my order and is shopping for it.
And the $99/yr fee translates to $8/month and my cell plan just started adding amazon prime as a bonus feature so there's that swapping out of annual memberships...