Omg! Tell her to stop puking!!
Do you guys have kids or other friends or family who can help?
I try to always be prepared with an extra waste paper basket lined with multiple multiple plastic throwaway shopping bags. I can "emete" into those, tie them up and get them out of my sight, and theres another one ready for me.
Im so sorry! Im like Seinfeld, i remember the date of my last occurrence!