yesterday I was talking to someone and she said to me that she learned to walk by the age of 1

I'm like that's great, alisha. that's great

she's like: I know it is. if I ever had a dating profile I'd put in it that I'd been walking for 19 years before I say anything else.

okay, I guess if that's what you want people to know about you... not about your looks or your interests or what you're after, hjust, "I've been walking for 19 years."