We live near a mountain lake and my son likes to scuba dive. He got a bee in his bonnet that he wanted to dive in the lake. I did not want him to do this by himself, so I inflated the kayak, put the dachshund in his lifejacket, got my Diet Coke and went out with him. I tied a neon green rope to him so I could tell where he was. As you can imagine, this was quite a sight. One guy went paddling by in his little fishing float thing. I toasted him with my soda and said " you don't see this every day!" He must have been stunned, because he didn't answer.