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Old 02-15-2019, 11:26 AM  
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Default Re: A couple of jokes. Feel free to add more!

Originally Posted by AB2371 View Post
If you shake a baby, it might poop its pants. If you shake an adult, it might punch you in the face. I dislike them equally

Do roosters know that not everyone loves cocking, doodling doo
Er, I take that back- I love roosters no matter how much cocking, doodling they do

Most frustrating part of my life is not being able to open a bag of chips or unscrew a juice bottle - thats a joke
You are way over my head!

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