Crap that totally made me cry. Lol. Between the humor and honestly of it. Perimenopause could be the answer. But I don't feel the need to seek out meds or hormones or anything. Was just curious as to what was going on with my body. I don't find any comfort in knowing my body is starting to change and I'm getting older.. but thank you for that article @sarahsweets and thank you all for answering!!