giving my music teacher a lesson in "how to get wet"

my music teacher was the smelliest person ever (I challenge anyone in the world to find someone or something, smellier). she didn't shower, she didn't use perfume, you could litirally smell her in another room

one day I got my chance to soak her.

for a fundraising event, they set up some stocks in the playground and the teachers took turns to sit their, for the kids to throw sponges at

well, the music teacher had a go at sitting in the stocks and I had a right fun time throwing the sponges so hard at her, soaking her in every possible place (in fact I think I was so forceful it was because of me that the stocks actually broke)

it did nothing for the smell, but watching her emerge dripping with cold water put a smile on my face (and on some kids faces around me)