First of all- I welcome the humor this will invoke, making me laugh is welcome as well as serious replies. I am right handed so I have nearly mastered the art of left-handed wiping, and gotten good at one handed eating. I use voice to text for posting and texting. I cant drive and go for a post-op appt tomorrow when it will have been 11 days since surgery. My son went back to college, daughter and husband off to work and school so its my first day alone. I stopped taking pain killers during the day, only when I wake up at night. It just made sense to stop them because tolerance is a real thing. I have heard some funny one handed ideas-like practice giving the finger- relearn how to suck my thumb etc. But in all seriousness what can I do, I already read a ton. I am going bonkers and might not be able to drive for 8 weeks!