Annoyed by Microsoft Word outline formatting
And Beige-mauve walls with BLUE carpet. No decor.
AND letters/emails with unnecessary apostrophes. No apostrophe is better than an unnecessary one, I say.
Annoyed by having to exercise patience when i feel like flipping a desk
Hating the life sucking office air breathed out by an air system that likely wafts legionnaires. And the window I love that also bakes my face and fries my computer and makes the air so dry that I gulp water constantly and feel like I’m shriveling in both mind and body as I squint at my little laptop screen, which should be a real monitor
Tired of the routine, the uncomfortable clothes, the phone ringing off the hook
Tired of pushy clients who whine about their stupid exes
WAaAaaAaaaAaaaaHhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh! Cry me a freaking river!