Omg you crack me up!!

You are creatively solving your problem of being too hot. Just look on the bright side; you're not a woman so you can't experience YEARS of hot flashes that randomly attack you and can last minutes to hours. Don't waste your money on Amazon. Go on craigslist. Cheaper. Or, better is OfferUp. I love OfferUp. The sellers are vested and you can negotiate the price of their item.

Good luck with your weighted blankie!