Just got rid of her! Thankfully she only stayed just over 30 minutes. First thing she asked was where I'd been this morning. Reminded her that I'd texted to say phone needed charging. Very glad our lounges are at rear of house, otherwise I think she'd be in the window watching me.....

Wanted me to advise on giving permission for ex to take her younger son to India soon. Told her to contact lawyer, airline or consulate on what she needed to do. Don't have the expertise to advise properly. Of course, I was tactfully suggesting that she did the work herself.

Also had audacity to ask what I was doing tomorrow. Told her I was out; yes it's a lie due to horrible weather forecast in the UK. Then added I was out on Sunday, possibly Monday and part of Tuesday. It's the school's half-term holiday next week so she's got plenty of time to sort out all these issues.

Will see if she's now got the message....