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There once was a gentleman farmer from Derbyshire, who traveled to town to see the doctor, for a nasty bump on his head. Once home, he had some disturbing news for his wife of many years.
“What did the doctor say, my love, about that bump on your head?”His kind wife explains, “Why my Dear, of course you’re quite tall.The man, still grappling with this realization, “But what am I to do with such a startling diagnosis?”His kind wife, “Perhaps you could start ducking a bit when you come through the door.”The old farmer grumbles, “I’m a bit too old to change my habits now!” |
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My sentiments exactly...
__________________ "I may be older but I am not wise / I'm still a child's grown-up disguise / and I never can tell you what you want to know / You will find out as you go." (from: "A Nightengale's Lullaby" - Julie Last) |
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