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#21
it doesn't pain me to think how I should return to the weather what the weather does for me. wow, this is difficult to explain. example... the weather is so weather I just want to be weather back. writing that made me feel a little off
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#22
Also, I am a roshambo master
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Try this as an adult and see if you smile...
Sing this song and do all the actions that you learned as a child: I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout, When the kettle boils you'll hear me shout! Tip me over and pour me out! Makes me smile every time. I don't know why. Maybe just the childhood memory. I asked my significant other to join in...he did! We're quite a pair! |
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a friend called me today after she got out the shower and told me she'd dropped the soap in the toilet
she then asked me- do you think I should rescue it? I'm like no, just flush it hahhaa |
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me acting like a mother figure to an overly excited adult
it was classic. I was like " now now, I know it's tempting to steal the crisps, but let's be good for mommy and then we can go home" best part was that she thought the whole mommy thing was great and burst out laughing as I turned to go I was told, " she needs looking after. she doesn't get out much." haha. I was amused by the whole encounter I should add that I was down on her level and from a distance it looked like I was talking to a child. |
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#28
saying out loud that I was going to eat my tin of chocolate after someone had just been refused chocolate because she ate too much all ready
she turned round and went... you lucky bugger |
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#29
tuning in to a kids cartoon and the first words you hear out the character's mouth are.... do you have any nuts?
I thought wow, for a kid? but lol I got what they meant in the end |
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#30
Saw a hip flask at the store with this printed on it: Cheaper than Therapy!
I'm not recommending that anyone replace therapy with ETOH but it was funny |
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#31
lost phone service returned to cell tower, can you hear me now? nope, take a few steps, can you hear me now? nope, take a few steps. can you hear me now? hahhaa, lol. wait, there is someone on the other line? put on my invisible crown
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#32
being called "miss ward"
I'm going to spend the day now pretending to be a school teacher and talking all posh |
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#33
today someone emailed me and made a typo
but it was funny and it got a diffrent meaning she wrote: " I enjoyed the music quiz, and at the end we all sang dairytale of new york". what the **** is dairytale of new york a song about the production of milk in america? been trying to rearange the lyrics all evening but no luck. lol |
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#34
nicknames that people give themselves (without asking others, they just give themselves the names)
I know "ditsy mel", "loopy leesh", and " the dragon." lol I love when people have that kind of sense of humor |
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#35
someone I know is getting a tattoo on her arm that says,
"meow said the dog." apparently in honour of me. imagine the face of tattoo artist when she tells them what she wants... lol |
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#37
watching the inbetweeners for the first time in 10 years and still laughing at the fact that one of the characters has an answer for everything.
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#38
I was able to change my mood from depressed to grateful today on the PC options. Had not noticed the grateful face before. And it made me laugh because the icon looks like a sunburnt person with a really loopy grin...perhaps he's grateful for surviving the sunburn?? Hahaha
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I still can't work out how to change mine so I'm stuck with the same one... have been for like agesq |
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#40
today I walked around pretending to be danni dier (from a soap opera)
accent and everything. someone even stopped me today to ask if I'm actually from london (no I'm not) |
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