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My friend was buying toilet paper at the store...one of the large multi-packs so she didn't have to buy more for a while. As she approached the checkout, a little boy pointed at the large pack of toilet paper and shouted: "Uh oh! You must have diarrhea!"
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People whose advice to everything is, "Give 'em a good boot up the arse." :-)
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perhaps my highlight of the day was watching a children's tv presenter get it all wrong.
" happy second birthday rachel. this card comes with lots of love from your mommy and daddy, it says we hope you have a great third birthday, enjoy being 3. we love you" waaaa? how did she age a year in a few seconds. lol |
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I was writing about my morning rooteen in another thread, and almost put I always eat my computer at 8 30, (when I was meant to say breakfast)
but then I was also writing about spending time on my computer in the mornings because I don't sleep. so yeah. easily confused |
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We live near a mountain lake and my son likes to scuba dive. He got a bee in his bonnet that he wanted to dive in the lake. I did not want him to do this by himself, so I inflated the kayak, put the dachshund in his lifejacket, got my Diet Coke and went out with him. I tied a neon green rope to him so I could tell where he was. As you can imagine, this was quite a sight. One guy went paddling by in his little fishing float thing. I toasted him with my soda and said " you don't see this every day!" He must have been stunned, because he didn't answer.
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I saw the song, "baby shark", on the music channel
amusing finding out that that song had actually made it in to the charts |
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A young kid at the gym asked why this section is called the Cardio Theater. My first thought was because people here act like they're working out.
But no one laughed... |
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I recently discovered another pretty awesome youtube sensation, the duck song
about a duck walking in to a lemonaid stand and asking for grapes I tell that as a joke. I didn't know they had made a song out of it. cool... |
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after yesterday's episode of the chase, the presenter said, at random, "potato"
something to do with the production company that make it so now I watch the chase just for "potato" at the end of it. honestly the whole idea of the chase is kind of old for me now, but I have a reason to watch it |
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I was having one of those mornings which feels like everything is going wrong. After the 4th thing in a row went wrong while I rushed to get ready for an appointment, my hairdryer blew a fuse. I started shouting at the hairdryer out of sheer frustration. I was actually frustrated with myself for not getting up earlier (I'm a human zombie most mornings) but I decided to take it out on the hairdryer. After telling my hairdryer exactly what I thought of it I walked into the other room and found my significant other laughing. I asked why. He said: "You rarely lose your temper...it's kind of funny when it happens!" Then I started laughing with him. A goofy moment can make a bad morning better!
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today a woman told me she had to leave but was good she could talk to me for a bit.
when I asked her why she had to leave so suddenly, she turned round and said "because I need a pooh." TMI? or.. I guess I did ask, so |
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today, while I was using a kid friendly skill to make your own story on amazon alexa, she said
" and the robot was cleverer for firing balls from his toes" I just thought it was kinda funny |
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That's actually very funny. It reminds me of once while we were navigating through Albuquerque we used Siri and gave her an Australian accent. She had a very difficult time with the Spanish words which was very silly.
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I was driving home late one night and I came across a beautiful white cat that had been killed by a car. It looked like it had just happened. It was after 2:00 am and I couldn’t bear to leave it there. I gently wrapped it in my jacket and took it to the house it was in front of. I laid it on the door step and rang the door bell and left.
It wasn’t until years later when I was telling my daughter that she mentioned that cats travel and that probably wasn’t even the right house. Can you imagine the home owner’s faces when they went to get the mail the next day and found a random dead cat on their doorstep wrapped in a jacket? They probably wondered what kind of sick individual does something like that. Goofy. |
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lol! I feel sorry for the kitty cat's real owners though. did they ever find out about the cat? |
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