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Old 01-15-2015, 12:10 PM   #211
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
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Old 01-15-2015, 12:44 PM   #212
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Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."
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Inventions by idiots:

1) Inflatable dart board
2) Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses
3) A book on how to read
4) Solar-powered flashlight
5) Screen door on a submarine
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Ooooo, fantastic.
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Old 01-18-2015, 01:59 PM   #215
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and here's a poem:

I dig
you dig
he digs
she digs
everyone digs
(I know it's not a good poem, but it's so deep)
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