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Feb 16, 2012 at 07:34 PM
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Place any jokes that you know here
 Lets have a funny thread about anything that it funny (please nothing dirty)    iamspecial......wonders if a bulldog and a shihtzu had puppies, would they be called bullshihtz? 
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Feb 16, 2012 at 08:07 PM
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My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an idiot" I got a detention for asking "Which end?"
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Feb 16, 2012 at 08:17 PM
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rofl GREAT response to your teacher. :P My roommate and I loved that one. :P
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Feb 16, 2012 at 08:45 PM
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If teachers are so smart then why do they use answer sheets??
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Feb 16, 2012 at 08:46 PM
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Dear Math, Please grow up and learn how to solve your own problems! I have my own to solve! Your problems are too freaking hard to solve! Please just go way!
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Feb 16, 2012 at 08:49 PM
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Teacher: I'm sorry, is my teaching interrupting your conversation? student: why, yes. yes it is. thanks for asking
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Feb 16, 2012 at 08:51 PM
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What does the word C L A S S really stand for [Come Late And Start Socializing] Ha ha everything we are not supposed to do, teachers are confusing!
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Feb 16, 2012 at 09:34 PM
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Okay, this isn't the funniest joke ever but it made my mom and I laugh a little.
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Feb 16, 2012 at 09:44 PM
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College/University- side effects include sleep deprivation, stress, eye strain, headaches, and loss of social life. The only cure is graduation. Still waiting for my cure.
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Feb 16, 2012 at 09:46 PM
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If you're stressed, what do you do? Eat waffles, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and cakes! You wanna know why? Cos stressed backwards is DESSERTS!!!
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Feb 16, 2012 at 09:47 PM
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I want to go to ikea and hide in a wardrobe and when sumone opens the door i want to shout "WELCOME TO NARNIA!" haha lol
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Feb 16, 2012 at 09:55 PM
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Brunette ''I love Eminem!'' Blonde ''Well i love skittles more!'' Brunette ''I mean the rapper.'' Blonde ''Whats so good about the wrapper?''
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Feb 16, 2012 at 09:59 PM
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I didn't trip, the floor looked sad with everyone standing on it so i gave it a hug! I love you floor
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Feb 16, 2012 at 10:02 PM
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Explanation of bra cup sizes,,, "A" almost, "B" barely, "c" comfortable, "D" danglers, "E" enormous, "F" fake, "G" Ginormous, "H" Help I've fallen over. Ha ha ha ha
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Feb 17, 2012 at 12:40 PM
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NARNIA RFPMP - just pictured myself actually doing that lol
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Feb 17, 2012 at 01:49 PM
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I remember when a blackberry and an apple were fruit.
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Feb 17, 2012 at 01:52 PM
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Its Monday, Tuesday, and then the rest is just W T F.
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Feb 17, 2012 at 01:53 PM
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I really need to study. So that is what I am going to do. S.T.U.D.Y = sleeping, talking, unlimited texting, dreaming, yawning.
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Feb 17, 2012 at 01:56 PM
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iamspecial has just thought.. in the future, Facebook, youtube and twitter will join together to make the largest site ever. It will be called YouTwitFace.
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Feb 17, 2012 at 02:02 PM
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A blond and a brunette are telling jokes the brunette says knock knock they blond says 1 minuet someones at the door!!!
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