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Oct 05, 2014 at 08:01 AM
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The first thing my son said to me this morning is "dad, I don't want breakfast, I want dinner.. I want something called french toast."
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Oct 05, 2014 at 12:33 PM
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When my youngest daughter started talking she would call bananas, babamas, and she called oranges sunkisses.
And once in second grade she told me her music teacher (who had a great sense of humor) told her if she didn't stop talking in class he would make her write 100 sentences. Then she said "Mom! I don't even know a hundred sentences!!" __________________ 
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Oct 05, 2014 at 09:45 PM
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After attending the funeral service for my sister-in-law, I took my 7 year old grandson, Ephriam. to the front of chapel to show him the lovely wooden box which contained her ashes. When I finished explaining to him what it was and what it was for, he immediately asked, "Can I open it?"
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Oct 06, 2014 at 12:20 AM
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I am almost 40 and my dad still teases me about this. We had a dog that my dad always called stupid. Well one day when I was about 6 he called him stupid and I said "Stop it Daddy! You'll give him a complexion!"
 Needless to say my dad almost peed himself laughing about it.
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Oct 18, 2014 at 07:31 PM
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My son can be hurried up by my either threatening to count, or by actually starting to count. The funny thing is, I don't even tell him what I'm going to do or how high I will count. I'm not sure how long this will last... I better enjoy it while I can.
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Oct 23, 2014 at 06:48 AM
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My son made his first "book" last night. He drew some stick figures on some paper (about 5 pages) and then stapled them together.
This is what our conversation was like Me:tell me about your book son: here's you and me walking together (turns page) son: and then we see a scary monster (stick figures with open scared mouths) (turns page) son: then we run away... (turns page) son: and you call mommy on the cell phone (turns page) son: then mommy comes and kills the monster LOL.....why didn't daddy just kill the monster? Last edited by shakespeare47; Oct 23, 2014 at 10:30 AM.. |
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Oct 23, 2014 at 06:55 AM
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The funniest thing a kid can do is point out the ugly truth and it makes you feel refreshed.
5 year old nephew: "NEVER WEAR THOSE STUPID PAIR OF PANTS AGAIN YOU JESTER!" __________________ alive |
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Oct 23, 2014 at 06:57 AM
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^ I agree. Their honesty is refreshing.
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Oct 23, 2014 at 03:09 PM
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Shakespeare, that reminds me of when one of my granddaughters would draw her family. Of course the kids were small, the parents bigger, and she would draw me huge. lol
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Nov 15, 2014 at 11:04 AM
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Nov 15, 2014 at 11:06 AM
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My son frequently tells us that he doesn't want a "little bit", he says he wants a "big bit".
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Nov 19, 2014 at 11:39 AM
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My son asked me this morning how strong I am. He wanted to know if I was strong enough to lift a house!
Maybe he's close to realizing I may be able to kill that monster, after all. LOL. __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley |
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Nov 19, 2014 at 05:56 PM
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I have some really funny recent stories. My niece has lately taken a real attachment to me, and the other day she arrived at my house and I went out to the car to greet her. She looked at me and said "I want to touch you!" Lol it was so random and kind of weird but funny.
Also, the family went to get their passports at the police station, and as they were leaving she said "where's my real daddy?" When they're swearing they're their children lol. She also went missing in a shop and her mother was shouting her name out, and a woman had found her and asked if she was hers, so my niece turned around and said " I'm not Emily!" When again, she was swearing she was her child. Lol she's a little divil! __________________ I'll always be invaded by you... |
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Nov 20, 2014 at 04:21 AM
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Yesterday, a dad was in the store with his two little kids (neither could be older than six) and the girl started a sentence with, "When I was a little girl..."
I didn't even hear the rest. I was too busy giggling on the inside. Oh how precious. She does not realize that she is a little girl. 
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Nov 20, 2014 at 08:54 AM
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LOL. That Emily sounds like a handful.
That story reminds me of a psych professor I had. She told a story about driving around with her daughter and they pulled up at a traffic light, and there was a young man dressed like a hoodlum in a car next to them blaring hiphop music. She asked her daughter why she was looking at the guy. Her answer? "Because when I grow up, I want to marry him". LOL. Where do kids come up with these things? __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley |
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Jan 09, 2015 at 10:24 AM
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My son told us he wanted a "little gribble"... he was quite insistent. I still have no idea what he means.
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Jan 09, 2015 at 12:21 PM
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My boys have figured out that I get really tired after working all day and that they give off enough heat that if they lay down on my chest it knocks me out cold. The little one will even laugh about it.
"I'm just going to lay down here on Dad and make him go to sleep." Dang little space heaters. Knock me out cold ever time. 
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Jan 09, 2015 at 09:34 PM
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My little cousin (5) said in her innocent little girl voice: "I'm not good at not strangling people". Funny, though kinda scary also.
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Jan 10, 2015 at 07:17 PM
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I use to purposely throw spiders and frogs at my mom cause she hated them. Then I'd feel sorry for the spiders cause she killed them with raid
Then I noticed she tried killing snakes in the rock garden so I'd go looking for one to throw at her, never did find one, so went for the toy ones to hide in her bed. Gee I was a bad kid.My son's have enjoyed scaring her through the years, but now it isn't as funny, as we don't want to cause a heart attack. All the questions were the fun part when they were little. 
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Jan 10, 2015 at 08:12 PM
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My brother, when he was three, decided that when he grew up he was going to marry our neighbour (already grown up) so he could live near his Mum and come home for his dinner.
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