Funny things kids do.

shakespeare47 · Feb 08, 2017 at 12:20 PM

I love it when my 8 year old son says things like, "I remember a long time ago... you know, back when I was 7..."

shakespeare47 · Apr 19, 2017 at 05:22 PM

Today we had a conversation that went something like this:
Son: What was the first word I said as a baby?
Me: I think it was "dada"
Son: Really? What was the last word I said?
Me: When did you stop being a baby?
Son: When I was 3
Me: I'm not sure.

Unrigged64072835 · Apr 19, 2017 at 07:05 PM

Listen to my daughter complain about work. I feel bad for her, but sometimes it's humorous how customers are absolute idiots.

tomtiha · Apr 20, 2017 at 04:05 AM

Hahhaa!! That's a funny one.

tomtiha · Apr 20, 2017 at 04:10 AM

I remember how my brother believed that we could actually find Sponge Bob under the ocean living in a pineapple. I wonder whether he still believes it. He is 18 now. :P

beautifulkoala49 · Apr 20, 2017 at 09:54 PM

I had just gone through a breakup and once my five-year-old brother found out about this, he simply shrugged and asked "So who's going to be the rebound guy?"

He's a card, that one

IrisBloom · Apr 20, 2017 at 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by beautifulkoala49

I had just gone through a breakup and once my five-year-old brother found out about this, he simply shrugged and asked "So who's going to be the rebound guy?"

He's a card, that one

That reminds me of when my nephew was about 9, and I got pregnant (I was single and lost the baby

) But anyway, when his mother told him I was pregnant he said "by who?" lol

shakespeare47 · Jun 28, 2017 at 06:59 AM

My son said to me this morning, "Dad, what about my slithers?" LOL.
He has a sliver in his foot that is troubling him. It's not infected. My wife is going to put a call in to our doctor today.

Unrigged64072835 · Jun 29, 2017 at 06:49 PM

One time I was cut off in traffic, and I yelled "****!"
My daughter, in the back, said, "No **** mommy!"
I replied, "You're right, no ****."

I didn't cuss in front of her again until she turned 18.

Krow · Jun 29, 2017 at 06:55 PM

Apparently when I was little, I emptied an entire bottle of lotion into a fish tank. Needless to say, the fish died.

shakespeare47 · Aug 01, 2017 at 06:20 AM

This morning my son said, "Dad, there's a big fly, slap it with the flyslapper!"

shakespeare47 · 10:03 AM

My son is in the habit of calling sneezes, "bless you's".

Me: Achoo!
Son: Was that you who just "blessed you?"

shakespeare47 · Aug 14, 2017 at 02:18 PM

My son got engaged last night... (he's 8).

His female friend (FF) found a ring...
FF: Look at this ring (made of wood)
son: Let me see it (she hands it to him)
son: here you go (gives it back)
son: that means we're going to get married someday.

FF thought it was hilarious, and told my wife and I all about it. (we were all enjoying some free music at a local park)

His friend's mom quipped, "by the time he gets around to proposing for real, he won't be nervous at all."

Apokolips · Aug 14, 2017 at 03:47 PM

My nephew litter box trained himself when my sister was potty training him.

shakespeare47 · Sep 27, 2017 at 09:53 AM

As part of my son's morning routine, before he leaves, he tells us, "bye bye... don't get in any car accidents... and mom, don't get taken to jail if you speed."

shakespeare47 · Nov 01, 2017 at 11:19 AM

My son has been asking a lot of questions lately about what is real or not real. He wanted to know if Santa Claus was real, and I asked him how we could determine that. He said something like, "well if I found parts of a red suit, then I'd know he was real." I said, "what if someone put them there to fool you?"

He thought about it for a while, then said, "I think I'll believe in Santa Claus while I'm a kid, and then give it up when I'm older."

shakespeare47 · Jan 22, 2018 at 09:37 AM

My son likes me to read books to him, and lately he has been requesting that I try use different voices. The other day he wanted me to read a book in a "heroic voice". I did my best, but he said, "dad, that's not a heroic voice, that's a brave voice." lol

shakespeare47 · Jul 16, 2019 at 10:58 AM

My son sometimes confuses "yesterday" and "tomorrow". The other day he said to me, "Do you remember when we melted cheese tomorrow?" Then he corrected himself and said, "I mean butter yesterday." LOL

Mountaindewed · Jul 16, 2019 at 09:08 PM

I saw a Jr. high kid be a jerk one time and say “that guy is really fat!” To the tune of Justin Timberlake’s “I’m Bringing Sexy Back.”

Travelinglady · Jul 17, 2019 at 10:21 PM

Take things literally--like I would say, "Just a minute" to one of my sons, putting him off--and in a minute he would say, "A minute is up!"

And he got really upset when he saw some kids throwing a football. The very idea. it was only supposed to be touched by feet!

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shakespeare47 Grand Magnate Member Since Jul 2014 Location: US Posts: 3,134 9 437 hugs given	Feb 08, 2017 at 12:20 PM #101 I love it when my 8 year old son says things like, "I remember a long time ago... you know, back when I was 7..." __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley
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Unrigged64072835 Legendary Member Since Oct 2010 Location: Under the noise floor Posts: 18,579 (SuperPoster!) 13 11.8k hugs given	Apr 19, 2017 at 07:05 PM #103 Listen to my daughter complain about work. I feel bad for her, but sometimes it's humorous how customers are absolute idiots.
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tomtiha Account Suspended Member Since Feb 2017 Location: Toronto Posts: 28 7	Apr 20, 2017 at 04:05 AM #104 Hahhaa!! That's a funny one.
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tomtiha Account Suspended Member Since Feb 2017 Location: Toronto Posts: 28 7	Apr 20, 2017 at 04:10 AM #105 I remember how my brother believed that we could actually find Sponge Bob under the ocean living in a pineapple. I wonder whether he still believes it. He is 18 now. :P
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beautifulkoala49 Junior Member Member Since Apr 2017 Location: the Big South Posts: 15 7 4 hugs given	Apr 20, 2017 at 09:54 PM #106 I had just gone through a breakup and once my five-year-old brother found out about this, he simply shrugged and asked "So who's going to be the rebound guy?" He's a card, that one
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shakespeare47 Grand Magnate Member Since Jul 2014 Location: US Posts: 3,134 9 437 hugs given	Jun 28, 2017 at 06:59 AM #108 My son said to me this morning, "Dad, what about my slithers?" LOL. He has a sliver in his foot that is troubling him. It's not infected. My wife is going to put a call in to our doctor today. __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley
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Unrigged64072835 Legendary Member Since Oct 2010 Location: Under the noise floor Posts: 18,579 (SuperPoster!) 13 11.8k hugs given	Jun 29, 2017 at 06:49 PM #109 One time I was cut off in traffic, and I yelled "**!" My daughter, in the back, said, "No mommy!" I replied, "You're right, no **." I didn't cuss in front of her again until she turned 18.
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Krow Member Member Since Nov 2015 Location: United States Posts: 421 8	Jun 29, 2017 at 06:55 PM #110 Apparently when I was little, I emptied an entire bottle of lotion into a fish tank. Needless to say, the fish died.
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shakespeare47 Grand Magnate Member Since Jul 2014 Location: US Posts: 3,134 9 437 hugs given	Aug 01, 2017 at 06:20 AM #111 This morning my son said, "Dad, there's a big fly, slap it with the flyslapper!" __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley
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shakespeare47 Grand Magnate Member Since Jul 2014 Location: US Posts: 3,134 9 437 hugs given	Aug 02, 2017 at 09:46 AM #112 My son is in the habit of calling sneezes, "bless you's". Me: Achoo! Son: Was that you who just "blessed you?" __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley Last edited by shakespeare47; Aug 02, 2017 at 10:03 AM..
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Apokolips Member Member Since Aug 2016 Location: Ny Posts: 328 7	Aug 14, 2017 at 03:47 PM #114 My nephew litter box trained himself when my sister was potty training him.
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shakespeare47 Grand Magnate Member Since Jul 2014 Location: US Posts: 3,134 9 437 hugs given	Sep 27, 2017 at 09:53 AM #115 As part of my son's morning routine, before he leaves, he tells us, "bye bye... don't get in any car accidents... and mom, don't get taken to jail if you speed." __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley
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shakespeare47 Grand Magnate Member Since Jul 2014 Location: US Posts: 3,134 9 437 hugs given	Jul 16, 2019 at 10:58 AM #118 My son sometimes confuses "yesterday" and "tomorrow". The other day he said to me, "Do you remember when we melted cheese tomorrow?" Then he corrected himself and said, "I mean butter yesterday." LOL __________________ My business is to teach my aspirations to conform themselves to fact, not to try and make facts harmonise with my aspirations. T.H. Huxley
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Mountaindewed Legendary Wise Elder Member Since Jun 2016 Location: Where the sidewalk ends Posts: 36,225 (SuperPoster!) 7 8,779 hugs given	Jul 16, 2019 at 09:08 PM #119 I saw a Jr. high kid be a jerk one time and say “that guy is really fat!” To the tune of Justin Timberlake’s “I’m Bringing Sexy Back.” __________________ Ridin' with Biden
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Travelinglady Legendary Wise Elder Member Since Sep 2010 Location: North Carolina Posts: 48,061 (SuperPoster!) 13 22.9k hugs given	Jul 17, 2019 at 10:21 PM #120 Take things literally--like I would say, "Just a minute" to one of my sons, putting him off--and in a minute he would say, "A minute is up!" And he got really upset when he saw some kids throwing a football. The very idea. it was only supposed to be touched by feet!
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