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Grand Magnate
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Feb 19, 2007 at 12:51 AM
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It's hell to get old ...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open . __________________ Please donate to your local animal humane shelter! Thank-you! 
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Feb 19, 2007 at 01:01 AM
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Feb 19, 2007 at 01:17 AM
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__________________ Psalm 119:105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. |
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Feb 19, 2007 at 09:11 AM
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Feb 19, 2007 at 10:19 AM
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snorted coffee through my nose
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Feb 19, 2007 at 10:33 AM
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LOL! loved it!
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Feb 20, 2007 at 12:13 PM
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Hello.
Enjoyed the laugh. Good work. Take care Soidhonia __________________ The Caged Bird Sings with a Fearful Trill of Things Unknown and Longed for Still and his Tune is Heard on the Distant Hill for the Caged Bird Sings of Freedom |
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Feb 20, 2007 at 12:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGoodness I am blushing. That's HILARIOUS __________________  |
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