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The better proof of the existence of intelligent life in other planets is that they donít dare to visit us. In other words, they avoid us as hell. I donít blame them. Lol!

People often wonder what kind of world we are gonna leave for our children but why donít they ever wonder what kind of children they are gonna leave in the world?
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If you shake a baby, it might poop its pants. If you shake an adult, it might punch you in the face. I dislike them equally

Do roosters know that not everyone loves cocking, doodling doo
Er, I take that back- I love roosters no matter how much cocking, doodling they do

Most frustrating part of my life is not being able to open a bag of chips or unscrew a juice bottle - thats a joke
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You will have to explain to me the one about the rooster. Iím not an English native speaker and I didnít catch it. But, I know when a joke has to be explained, itís not a fun joke anymore.

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sorry, i'm not sure I can explain more than being a close to resemblance to onomatopoeia and my sleep being disturbed by roosters every other morning

your jokes are much more profound
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I understand now. It was a onomatopoeic sense. Again, my English doesnít allow me to catch it so far.
Thanks for your clarification.
Yes, mine ones are ironical but any kind of humor is welcome here. So, donít hesitate you.
Btw, your signature about all these encouragement words and ending in Nice butt or so, itís hilarious. Lol!
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id be a smoker if I knew where to put the butts - pun intended
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Iím learning a lot after looking at the fictionary. Thanks! :-)
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This is a jersey joke:
Where do you find a lost PA driver?
In the left lane.
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This is more of a funny story but itís also kind of a joke.

My manager at my job is a jerk and this morning he wasnít around for a couple hours, so I was wondering if he had left. My coworker was passing by and I said to her:

Where did the manager go?

And she said

ďTo hell.Ē

It was pretty funny.
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This is more of a funny story but itís also kind of a joke.

My manager at my job is a jerk and this morning he wasnít around for a couple hours, so I was wondering if he had left. My coworker was passing by and I said to her:

Where did the manager go?

And she said

ďTo hell.Ē

It was pretty funny.
Indeed. Itís hilarious.
Only problem is what if he is not admitted even in hell. Lol
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