Our Amazing Bodies and What They Do, Funny and Wonderful

divine1966 · Apr 26, 2019 at 09:26 PM

I snort when I laugh lol

Also my nose is often whistles, I have a large hole inside my nose (was born this way) which pretty much makes my septum non existent, so when air goes through it sounds like low key whistle.

Overall I am a small woman but my body makes a lot of loud noises. I snore loud. Have loud voice and loud laugh among other things haha

Apr 26, 2019 at 09:37 PM

Typically people can fold their tongue or not...I think it's partly genetic. Well, I can make a shamrock shape out of mine....like a double fold. I've never met anyone else who can do it but I bet they are out there somewhere in the cosmos

Apr 26, 2019 at 09:43 PM

This thread is marvelous. Thank you Happy Crafter!

Apr 26, 2019 at 09:48 PM

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I read it and told my friend and laughed until tears ran down my face. That poor girl! I would have died with mortification! Truth is stranger than fiction!!! And really funny if you're not the one it happened to!

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Sunflower123 · Apr 26, 2019 at 09:57 PM

I think my body is amazing but alas I’m getting cataracts at the young age of 51. Recently, I turned down a road in the dark and rain in the morning and it was actually a ditch and I was blocking a heavily traveled road. Oh, the looks and honks I got. Fortunately someone pulled me out. Ms. Magoo at your service. No more driving in the dark.

unaluna · Apr 26, 2019 at 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SilverTrees

This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I read it and told my friend and laughed until tears ran down my face. That poor girl! I would have died with mortification! Truth is stranger than fiction!!! And really funny if you're not the one it happened to!

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I saw that just the other day! The real question is, what google rabbit hole sent us THERE???!!!

Apr 26, 2019 at 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by unaluna

i saw that just the other day! The real question is, what google rabbit hole sent us there???!!!

exactly!!!

Apr 27, 2019 at 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Travelinglady

When I blow my nose, sometimes it sounds like musical notes--in the bass range!

I got the image of someone blowing their nose, and a fog horn sounding.

Apr 27, 2019 at 07:27 AM

My mother has the most stressful sounding ( to me) sneeze. She pretty much scream sneezes.

happysobercrafter · Apr 27, 2019 at 08:55 AM

Oh, My Lord, I need oxygen after reading these!!

happysobercrafter · Apr 27, 2019 at 08:57 AM

@Jennifer 1967

Oh, honey!!! There is a remedy for your cataracts, right? You can have surgery to remove them? Is that in your family?

divine1966 · Apr 27, 2019 at 10:45 AM

I hold and suppress my sneeze when in public so I sound like a mouse squeak and my husband says my head will explode if I keep doing that. My husband coughs and sneezes so loud though that it wakes up dead people lol lol

Sunflower123 · Apr 27, 2019 at 12:34 PM

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@Jennifer 1967

Oh, honey!!! There is a remedy for your cataracts, right? You can have surgery to remove them? Is that in your family?

I’m adopted. A better family history summary might have been nice. I’ve been told they can correct the cataracts and my vision which is 20/2600 without corrective lenses. I’m working on my courage to have the surgery one eye at a time.

My daughter, bless her heart, has inherited my beautiful green eyes...vision impairment included. I’ve apologized profusely many times.

Thanks for asking.

happysobercrafter · Apr 27, 2019 at 06:12 PM

@Jennifer 1967

Bless your heart, honey, for apologizing to your daughter.

I had to google your visual acuity; I worked in optics many decades ago. Please, tell me what lenses are you using? Do you wear glasses or contacts? I am trying to remember the eyeglass lenses used for high RX's.

Sunflower123 · Apr 27, 2019 at 06:55 PM

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@Jennifer 1967

Bless your heart, honey, for apologizing to your daughter.

I had to google your visual acuity; I worked in optics many decades ago. Please, tell me what lenses are you using? Do you wear glasses or contacts? I am trying to remember the eyeglass lenses used for high RX's.

I’m sorry to say I don’t know. I just hand over my prescription after my eye exam and they hook me up with contacts and glasses. Very unimportant I know, but I can’t wear dainty little frames because the lenses are thick even though they’ve been compressed. It’s aggravating. I’m glad I have good vision insurance. It usually doesn’t cost me a lot. We’re going with bifocals this time.

downandlonely · Apr 27, 2019 at 06:57 PM

My stomach makes weird sounds when I'm hungry.

sarahsweets · Apr 28, 2019 at 01:55 AM

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If you burp and fart at the same time, your body takes a screen shot.

hahahaha!!! I love this!

sarahsweets · Apr 28, 2019 at 01:59 AM

My body revolts against me all the time. Most recently I was in the shop rite during the time where it seems like older people shop. I go grocery shopping at like 7 am because I get up so early and so do the elderly people. I was pushing my cart along and had some gas- way louder than I thought so I tried to walk it off only to be creating my own staccato beat as I did. An older guy happened to be behind me and I turned around to apologize and he said " dont worry dear when you are my age thats a way of saying hello" we both had a good laugh/

Travelinglady · Apr 28, 2019 at 05:21 PM

Yes, I seem to have less control over gas letting these days.

Anybody have bad dandruff? Snowstorm!!

Apr 28, 2019 at 05:51 PM

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Yes, I seem to have less control over gas letting these days.

Anybody have bad dandruff? Snowstorm!!

Yup. Me. I have special shampoo that actually helps though. Not head n shoulders or selsun. Neither of those worked.

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divine1966 Legendary Wise Elder Member Since Dec 2014 Location: US Posts: 22,369 (SuperPoster!) 9 1,277 hugs given	Apr 26, 2019 at 09:26 PM #21 I snort when I laugh lol Also my nose is often whistles, I have a large hole inside my nose (was born this way) which pretty much makes my septum non existent, so when air goes through it sounds like low key whistle. Overall I am a small woman but my body makes a lot of loud noises. I snore loud. Have loud voice and loud laugh among other things haha
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Anonymous44076 Guest Posts: n/a	Apr 26, 2019 at 09:37 PM #22 Typically people can fold their tongue or not...I think it's partly genetic. Well, I can make a shamrock shape out of mine....like a double fold. I've never met anyone else who can do it but I bet they are out there somewhere in the cosmos
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Sunflower123 Legendary Wise Elder Member Since Jan 2015 Location: USA Posts: 26,543 (SuperPoster!) 9 95k hugs given	Apr 26, 2019 at 09:57 PM #25 I think my body is amazing but alas I’m getting cataracts at the young age of 51. Recently, I turned down a road in the dark and rain in the morning and it was actually a ditch and I was blocking a heavily traveled road. Oh, the looks and honks I got. Fortunately someone pulled me out. Ms. Magoo at your service. No more driving in the dark.
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Anonymous49426 Guest Posts: n/a	Apr 27, 2019 at 07:27 AM #29 My mother has the most stressful sounding ( to me) sneeze. She pretty much scream sneezes.
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happysobercrafter Elder Member Since Jul 2017 Location: MO Posts: 5,677 (SuperPoster!) 6 9,930 hugs given	Apr 27, 2019 at 08:55 AM #30 Oh, My Lord, I need oxygen after reading these!! __________________ "Love you. Take care of you. Be true to you. You are the only you, you will ever know the best. Reach for YOUR stars. You can reach them better than anyone else ever can." Landon Clary Eason Grateful Sobriety Fangirl Since 11-16-2007 Happy Sober Crafter
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divine1966 Legendary Wise Elder Member Since Dec 2014 Location: US Posts: 22,369 (SuperPoster!) 9 1,277 hugs given	Apr 27, 2019 at 10:45 AM #32 I hold and suppress my sneeze when in public so I sound like a mouse squeak and my husband says my head will explode if I keep doing that. My husband coughs and sneezes so loud though that it wakes up dead people lol lol
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downandlonely Legendary Member Since Mar 2018 Location: United States Posts: 10,760 (SuperPoster!) 6 10.6k hugs given	Apr 27, 2019 at 06:57 PM #36 My stomach makes weird sounds when I'm hungry.
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Travelinglady Legendary Wise Elder Member Since Sep 2010 Location: North Carolina Posts: 48,023 (SuperPoster!) 13 22.9k hugs given	Apr 28, 2019 at 05:21 PM #39 Yes, I seem to have less control over gas letting these days. Anybody have bad dandruff? Snowstorm!!
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