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Hi, Everybody!!
This thread is to share what our bodies do that are funny, astonishing or anything in between. We are astonishing marvels of biochemistry that can stop us in our tracks or double over and cry with laughter. I'll start! I was at a party and someone complimented a young lady on her vest. It was the fashion and was faux fur. She responded it feels like dog fur. I heard it smells like dog fur. Naturally, I asked did you say..... We had a good laugh over it. What would you like to share about your body experiences? xoxoxoxoxox Landon AKA HappyCrafter __________________ "Love you. Take care of you. Be true to you. You are the only you, you will ever know the best. Reach for YOUR stars. You can reach them better than anyone else ever can." Landon Clary Eason Grateful Sobriety Fangirl Since 11-16-2007 Happy Sober Crafter |
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I'm seeing someone and we were sitting on the couch together and listening to some music he wanted to show me. It was a slow, sentimental seeming song, he was really enjoying it, just sitting there listening with his eyes closed. I got this image in my mind though, of someone sitting there with us (Or maybe me, haha) farting loudly in the middle of the song. I immediately cracked up and did tell him. He laughed, but I think I thought it was more funny than he did. I had a hard time stopping laughing.
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That's hilarious!!! I laughed so hard I farted!
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Just wait--as we get older, our bodies can do things like cough and break wind at the same time--yay! Or cough and pee! What fun!
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asked by a kid: so what are your boobies for?
(long pause while I thought of an answer a kid would understand) me: actually, in my case, they are just used for decoration. not only can my body do amazing things, it self decorates. lol |
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when I was a kid learning about my body parts:
mom used to sing me a song that went something like, if you're a girl you're born with a daisy,, if you're a guy you're born with a snake .... |
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If you burp and fart at the same time, your body takes a screen shot.
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Really? How can I see those?
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Hahaha this made me laugh so much. Thank you.
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My nose make such funny noises, and in recent years I snore like a truck! Geez my nose!
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When I blow my nose, sometimes it sounds like musical notes--in the bass range!
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Speaking of Insufficient Data, one time we were working a LOT of overtime, so i was sooo exhausted, i was finally home sleeping.
The phone rang, i mumbled something, finally the guy yelled WHAT?! and woke me up - he said, do you know what you were saying?? "INSUFFICIENT DATA TO PROCESS THIS REQUEST." Of course, i only have his word for it that i repeated this 3 times, but im still pretty proud of my brain! I think?! |
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I can make a pretty good horse sound if I move my teeth in a certain way
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Papa bear often tells me how loud my growl is
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