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Default Apr 25, 2019 at 08:45 AM
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Hi, Everybody!!

This thread is to share what our bodies do that are funny,
astonishing or anything in between. We are astonishing marvels of biochemistry that can stop us in our tracks or double over and cry with laughter.

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I was at a party and someone complimented a young lady on her vest. It was the fashion and was faux fur. She responded it feels like dog fur. I heard it smells like dog fur. Naturally, I asked did you say..... We had a good laugh over it.

What would you like to share about your body experiences?

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Default Apr 25, 2019 at 08:52 AM
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I'm seeing someone and we were sitting on the couch together and listening to some music he wanted to show me. It was a slow, sentimental seeming song, he was really enjoying it, just sitting there listening with his eyes closed. I got this image in my mind though, of someone sitting there with us (Or maybe me, haha) farting loudly in the middle of the song. I immediately cracked up and did tell him. He laughed, but I think I thought it was more funny than he did. I had a hard time stopping laughing.
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Default Apr 25, 2019 at 08:59 AM
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That's hilarious!!! I laughed so hard I farted!

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Default Apr 25, 2019 at 09:56 AM
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Just wait--as we get older, our bodies can do things like cough and break wind at the same time--yay! Or cough and pee! What fun!
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Oh, baby, that boat has already sailed, LOLOL

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asked by a kid: so what are your boobies for?

(long pause while I thought of an answer a kid would understand)

me: actually, in my case, they are just used for decoration. not only can my body do amazing things, it self decorates. lol
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Default Apr 25, 2019 at 10:44 AM
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when I was a kid learning about my body parts:

mom used to sing me a song that went something like,

if you're a girl you're born with a daisy,, if you're a guy you're born with a snake

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Thank you!! Your posts are wonderful!!

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If you burp and fart at the same time, your body takes a screen shot.
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Really? How can I see those?

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Really? How can I see those?
Haha, not sure, lol.

It's from this meme.

Our Amazing Bodies and What They Do, Funny  and Wonderful

If you burp and fart at the same time then, I'm not sure what would happen I guess. I'm thinking data would be used up though.
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Data?

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Hahaha this made me laugh so much. Thank you.
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My nose make such funny noises, and in recent years I snore like a truck! Geez my nose!

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Me too! I have woken myself up snoring!!

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When I blow my nose, sometimes it sounds like musical notes--in the bass range!
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Speaking of Insufficient Data, one time we were working a LOT of overtime, so i was sooo exhausted, i was finally home sleeping.

The phone rang, i mumbled something, finally the guy yelled WHAT?! and woke me up - he said, do you know what you were saying?? "INSUFFICIENT DATA TO PROCESS THIS REQUEST."

Of course, i only have his word for it that i repeated this 3 times, but im still pretty proud of my brain! I think?!
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I can make a pretty good horse sound if I move my teeth in a certain way

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Papa bear often tells me how loud my growl is

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