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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 04:57 PM
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lol i vote that we start a thread of jokes.

I love to hear or in this case read jokes.

so come on people give me your best.
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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:08 PM
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This is THE best joke in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Idk
To get to your house!
Knock knock.
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THE CHICKEN!

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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:12 PM
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mandazzle said:
This is THE best joke in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Idk
To get to your house!
Knock knock.
-Who's there?
THE CHICKEN!

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This is me snorting Jokes are fun &lt;3 ... trying very hard to be quiet in the library.

I think this is a good idea... I'll dig up the jokes I have later and try to post one once a day or so.

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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:13 PM
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haha i love that joke mandy

and lol christina! I hope you do post, i love jokes!
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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:15 PM
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Lol. I got in trouble when my friend told me that at school because I was laughing so much.

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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:16 PM
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haha when you texted me that one i was like what i dont get it?? i had to sit there for a minute and then say it out loud and i was like oh!
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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:17 PM
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Lol yeah it's hard to tell over texting.

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true story.
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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 05:48 PM
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A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him.
"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol."

"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'
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A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes to send: "Bow wow wow, bow wow wow."

The clerk says, "You can add another 'Bow wow' for the same price."

The dog responded, "Now wouldn't that sound a little silly?"

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I dont get it lol
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Lol that's a good one Perna.

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i still dont get it...
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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 09:55 PM
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The telegraph clerk obviously doesn't speak dog! The dog actually said something in his language but it just sounds like barking to a person so he says to add a couple more bow wows for "free" only that would be silly/doesn't have anything to do with what he said in the telegram.

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location!'"

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Default Mar 09, 2008 at 09:56 PM
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LOL

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Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?

Because they all have phones.

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?"

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be finded $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"

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A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground.

"I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.

"So what?" said a little girl. "I'm four."

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