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Mar 19, 2011 at 04:58 PM
#141
Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
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Mar 19, 2011 at 09:39 PM
#142
It's been a sad day today, but that one made me laugh. Thanks!
__________________ As she draws her final breath Just beyond the door he'll find her Taking her hand he softly says For the first time you can open your eyes And see the world without your sorrow Where no one knows the pain you left behind And all the peace you could never find Is waiting there to hold and keep you Welcome to the first day of your life Just open up your eyes as I lay you down tonight Safe on the other side No more tears to cry |
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Mar 20, 2011 at 11:19 AM
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A father found his four-year-old daughter outside brushing their dog's teeth, using his toothbrush.
"What are you doing with my toothbrush?!" the father asked in alarm. "I'm cleaning Rocket's teeth," the daughter answered sweetly. "But don't worry, Dad. I'll rinse it out when I'm done, just like I always do." 
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Mar 20, 2011 at 11:23 AM
#144
LOL - that is way too funny. And totally something my girls would do!
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Mar 21, 2011 at 02:17 PM
#145
There's nothing friendlier in the world than a wet dog!
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Mar 22, 2011 at 09:28 AM
#146
Definitely!!! Especially after you give them a bath... that's when they want to love up on you!!
Squeeky clean dog = Soaking wet mommy!!!!! __________________ JJ  Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain!  My blog: http://justjoanie.psychcentral.net/ |
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Mar 22, 2011 at 09:32 AM
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Mar 23, 2011 at 01:07 PM
#148
Dog Dictionary cont.
1) Wastebasket: This is a doggie's treasure chest regularly stocked with a changing array of interesting items. When you get bored, turn the basket over and strew the contents all over the house. When your human comes home, they're sure to express their excitement with your creative decorating. 2) Sofas: This is your doggie napkin. After eating, it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your face clean. Anybody else have some proposed doggie definitions? 
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Mar 23, 2011 at 01:18 PM
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Mar 24, 2011 at 10:16 AM
#150
Newspaper Blooper: "Lost dog: Vicinity of Lake Charles. The dog is deaf and answers to the name of Thunder."
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Mar 25, 2011 at 02:13 PM
#151
I don't know if anyone has a pet snake, but here's a snake joke.
Teacher: In this box I have a ten-foot snake. Student: You can't fool me! Snakes don't have feet! |
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Mar 26, 2011 at 12:42 PM
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Anyone a fan of the fiction books about cats and dogs? I just finished a mystery by Rita Mae Brown. She has a series which "Sneakie Pie," her cat, supposedly helps write. What's funny about this series is that the animals communicate with each other, talking about their humans, people in general, and, of course, discussing what's happening in the animal world around them. In general, they consider humans to be pathetic and generally unlikeable, although, of course, they are generally fond of their owners! The pets in the book I just read (and I'm sure in the others in the series) are trying to help solve some murders, and they try to give their owner some clues, but, of course, she's a bit slow on the uptake. I remember the old Lassie series in which Lassie tries to bark to let Timmy and his parents know that something bad is going on.
Anybody know of other entertaining books about pets? |
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Mar 28, 2011 at 02:31 PM
#153
Lillian Jackson Braun has a bunch of "The Cat Who..." books that are quite entertaining, too.....
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Mar 29, 2011 at 12:39 PM
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I gather you folks aren't readers?
I think there are some series about dogs, but I'm not familiar with them. 
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Mar 29, 2011 at 12:56 PM
#155
The only books I've read on pets was how to train my dog. It didn't work out so well. I think he has ME trained!
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Mar 29, 2011 at 01:15 PM
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__________________ My dog  mastered the "fetch" command. He would communicate he wanted something, and I would fetch it.
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Mar 29, 2011 at 01:43 PM
#157
Thanks Rohag. He has a whine for everything and I know what they mean!
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Mar 30, 2011 at 07:56 AM
#158
So I wake up this morning, to find Murray (the little dog) snuggled up between me and my pillow I hug while I'm sleeping. He just looked up at me with this face that said "I'm so warm and comfy, please don't move". He was so adorable!!
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Mar 30, 2011 at 08:50 AM
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Mar 30, 2011 at 02:12 PM
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I saw a TV show last night that suggested that dogs who were attuned to human responses were the ones who ultimately survived, so that behavior is now a standard trait! It showed a dog who was trying to reach a rope in a cage to pull out some food. The rope was tied into a knot, though, so the dog couldn't get it out. After just a few tries, the dog turned to a person (probably his owner) and looked sad. So, of course, the human got it out for him!
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