Funny story about my beautiful pooter kitty

I had a sweet black and white tuxedo kitty I named Smudge because he had a black smudge on his nose. He never gave me a second of trouble. He was just a mellow, sweet kitty!

These is going back ages ago, but I was recuperating from an intestinal flu-dealie. My doctor told me to replenish my intestinal bacteria with yogurt. She neglected to inform me of one particular side effect I would like to have know about. I mean, what if I am out in public and that side effect had kicked in?

Anyway, I was in my computer chair and Smudge kitty was perched on the back of the chair, I think he was snoozing. I felt pressure in my lower abdomen and knew what I needed to do. So, I did that. Honestly, how my neighbors did not come knocking on my door is a mystery to me.

Anyway, a split second after I did my thing, I heard this THUNK! To this day, I do not know if he passed out and fell off or if I accidentally blew him off of the back of my chair, but there we were. I looked over at him and he was in full alert mode, kinda crouched close to the floor, looking at me. I did not know a cat's eyes could open that wide! His expression was like: Are you trying to kill me??

I laughed about that for three days!

I'm laughing as I type this. Great story!