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Jun 09, 2010 at 05:46 AM
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OK, it's time for our summertime exercise-on-the-lighter-side.... Let's set up an online shop of useful accessories for the therapy client
 * Emoticon flash cards - when you can't speak feelings just hold one up (this is brilliant, whoever thought of it)* I will add that HUGE handbag to hide behind * A calendar accelerator, so time between sessions won't drag on so; there would also be an matching clock brake available, so that darned 50 minutes can become a real hour at last. Oh yes, and a selection of snazzy notebooks labeled JCD (Journal of Cognitive Distortions) with the hologram cover - tilt one way you see Dad(or Mom) and tilt the other way you see T. Anyone else? need some tee shirts, at least. Freuid maybe.
Last edited by sittingatwatersedge; Jun 09, 2010 at 08:52 AM.. Reason: I see I spelled "Freud" wrong. Guess my id got in the way! |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 06:48 AM
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I would like a
hologram projector of my T saying "who wouldn't feel that way?". "I think that is completely normal given your history", "This can be overcome". "i'm sorry you've had a bad week, tell me about it". T-shirts that say: "Ask me about my wants and needs and I will get back to you with an answer" " Transfer THIS!" "My therapist can kick your therapist's ***, but has made a life choice not to." "Reality is for people who can't tolerate dissociation" A bumper sticker that says: "If you can read this, then you need to be more respectful of my boundaries" |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 07:04 AM
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This is terrible but my troubled mother once had a t-shirt that said 'I hear voices and they don't like you'. I use to cringe when she were it in public. And I wonder why I'm not right. Sigh...
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Jun 09, 2010 at 07:36 AM
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Sitting, very funny! I can't come up with anything as funny.
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Jun 09, 2010 at 07:37 AM
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maybe a dot of my fav color to put on floor to focus on when staring down at it all session.
a lightbulb to put over head when something finely makes sence for you or T |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 08:28 AM
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 Oh where can I get these?! I'm IN!!
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Jun 09, 2010 at 08:42 AM
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my favorite "Flair", would make a great T-shirt slogan:
My therapist says I'm too judgmental, but that's because he's an idiot. |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 08:50 AM
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Couldn't resist it, sorry!
 
__________________  Pegasus Got a quick question related to mental health or a treatment? Ask it here General Q&A Forum “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by it's ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 09:04 AM
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how about a Magical Thinking Cap? this is actually for the T, so he/she can read your mind
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Jun 09, 2010 at 01:48 PM
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A transporter to beam you up to Wise Mind. Just press the button...
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Jun 09, 2010 at 01:53 PM
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I want one!
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And I used to have a bumper sticker (not on the car) that read: Out of my mind, back in 50 minutes! __________________ |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 02:13 PM
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ahaha, maybe a robot t so I wont accidentally become romantically attached huh?
Or a Rorschach app for a Ipad, this one's great, you tap on it with your finger to get interpretations and everything xDDD __________________ "Tear down the wall"  |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 02:46 PM
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I think they should have punch cards...pay for 6 sessions and the 7th one is free. Or better yet, they pay for 6 sessions and I pay for the 7th...after all, I'm the one doing the work!
Art made by T Books read or recommended by T How about a shirt that says "If found, please return to (name and address of T) " Voicemail recordings from T (a subscription service you could sign up for): ~Hi, it's your T. I was just calling to see how your day went. ~Hey! This is your T. You are doing a great job, keep it up! ~Hello, it's your T. I can't wait for our next session! ~Hi! Your T here. You can call me anytime you need to talk. I'm here for you. Field trips you could sign up for: ~A camping weekend - just you and T ~T's night out...cheers! ~A day of shopping with T ~Movie night with T Other services: ~T would tell "mom/dad/ex/etc." off while you stood by and watched. ~T would tell "mom/dad/ex/etc." you don't have issues, they do. ~The traveling T - sessions at home with T. ~The traveling T - T would go with you to that stressful/dreaded/anxiety producing event. On the way there T would prep you for the event. On the way home you and T would process what just happened. |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 03:10 PM
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>>>> ~T would tell "mom/dad/ex/etc." you don't have issues, they do.
LOL! >>> ~The traveling T - sessions at home with T. wow, wouldn't that be great. Or at least halfway between here and there! 
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Jun 09, 2010 at 03:47 PM
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Jun 09, 2010 at 05:55 PM
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These are making me laugh, and I need to laugh.
I can't think of anything to add now. I'm trying.
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Jun 09, 2010 at 11:01 PM
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__________________ After two years of silence, my therapist finally spoke and it brought me to tears - -he said, "No hablo ingles." |
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Jun 09, 2010 at 11:33 PM
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I love this thread! I wish I had something to add, please keep it going. I need the laughs!!!
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Jun 10, 2010 at 01:18 AM
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I need large signs I can hold up when I can't find the words...something like "Stop this line of questioning; it's bugging me" "DO NOT ask me how I feel cause YOU know I feel like crap"
A suitcase of different outfits since my others like to express their individuality . (summer attire of course) Reflective sunglasses so T can only see his own reflection. A set of name tags for my others, in case T draws a blank...you know "Hello, My name is:" A summer colored "pink paper" maybe yellow or orange? (commitment form) to match the season. T saying "Vacation?? Oh no I need to be here for you!" Last edited by Anonymous59365; Jun 10, 2010 at 01:20 AM.. Reason: lack of spelling skills |
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