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Default Jun 23, 2013 at 01:56 PM
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If it's bad for men to masturbate, what damage could a woman's masturbating do?

Maybe I'm the reason the Titanic sank.
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If it's bad for men to masturbate, what damage could a woman's masturbating do?

Maybe I'm the reason the Titanic sank.
I'll have you know that its a treatment for hysteria! It's medical! (or something.)

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Default Jun 23, 2013 at 05:53 PM
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I think my masturbating was the cause for WWI, and when I orgasmed it caused WWII.

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I think my masturbating was the cause for WWI, and when I orgasmed it caused WWII.

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Sure, just tell us when and where the WWIII would erupt so that we can relocate appropriately, in advance. Thanks!
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Default Jun 23, 2013 at 06:33 PM
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Well I don't suppose another one would do the trick but by watching pornography I've decreased the rate of pedophilia in priests and pastors by 65%.

Anyone else have problems with masturbating and pornography like I do?
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Well I don't suppose another one would do the trick but by watching pornography I've decreased the rate of pedophilia in priests and pastors by 65%.

Anyone else have problems with masturbating and pornography like I do?
are you trying to taunt me?
 
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Default Jun 23, 2013 at 06:48 PM
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Yes, it's funny.
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I hope I'm succeeding, because the last time I masturbated it caused the Oklahoma twisters.
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Well I don't suppose another one would do the trick but by watching pornography I've decreased the rate of pedophilia in priests and pastors by 65%.

Oh, what a relief! So right now your watching pornography is making such a huge (65% reduction!!) positive impact without causing any geopolitical issues for the rest of us.

I hope you can monetize your porn watching. The Catholic church has suffered big blows to its public image through the series of pedophilia scandals, and, the Catholic church is a rich organization. If you present your metrics to them - 65% reduction - and show how, over time, you could cause an even bigger reduction, they should be able to give you some grant money, or so I hope. It would be much cheaper for them to finance you than to pour much MORE money into damage control the way they have been doing. An ounce of prevention!
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Oh, what a relief! So right now your watching pornography is making such a huge (65% reduction!!) positive impact without causing any geopolitical issues for the rest of us.

I hope you can monetize your porn watching. The Catholic church has suffered big blows to its public image through the series of pedophilia scandals, and, the Catholic church is a rich organization. If you present your metrics to them - 65% reduction - and show how, over time, you could cause an even bigger reduction, they should be able to give you some grant money, or so I hope. It would be much cheaper for them to finance you than to pour much MORE money into damage control the way they have been doing. An ounce of prevention!
I could care less about the church. A rich organization? You ought to go to the vatican and see for yourself. Meanwhile, look inside the walls and see if they're whitewashed.
 
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we've got two people here who have had bad experiences with religious people and now they're trying to taunt them. how pathetic! You're not any better when you do it yourself.
 
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Default Jun 23, 2013 at 07:19 PM
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Get over it. Your whining and complaining is getting old, especially for someone your age. We're just having fun.

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How can you still see and reply to my posts even when you have me on your ignore list? I had you on my ignore list but I couldn't see your posts even though you could see my posts. That doesn't make any sense. I think I'll try masturbating and maybe I can brainstorm in peace.

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Default Jun 23, 2013 at 09:33 PM
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Heyitsme7....

I think the problem here is maybe you are obsessed with starting threads and then becoming upset when people respond and they don't agree with you and stroke your young ego. PC is a place for support and help, but you will have to deal with peoples opinion if you start a thread regardless of the topic.

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This thread will now be closed, as requested by the OP.

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